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Joke of the Day
"""Waiter ! Have you got frogs' legs ? "" ""No sir I always walk this way"""
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"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any kind, buildings can't jump."
"Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!"
"What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie? A knucklehead."
"I'm not racist, my best friend is gay."
"A joke about mermaids and humans: If human pussy smells like fish, does mermaid pussy smell like human?"
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until its Bill Withers"
"Whoever said money doesn't grow on trees obviously never sold marijuana."
"[puts a tub of Blue Bell in the cart] Ma'am, did you hear there was a recall? That could be deadly. [slowly puts second tub in cart]"
"How do u make a Pirate angry? Take the P out of him."