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Joke of the Day

"I was at the bank earlier and an elderly lady asked me to check her balance for her I still don't understand why she was mad when I pushed her over"

"How to change a baby: 1. Swap it out with a Labrador pup when no one's looking"

"What do you call a man that stabs many packets of Cornflakes? A Cereal Killer."

"How is a Mexican like a cue ball? The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them."

"How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty."

"Sean Connery's New Job Sean Connery's agent calls him up and says ""I've got an audition for you tomorrow about 10ish"" Sean says ""Great! I'll bring my racket"""

"What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction? Slot shaming."

"Greeks lined up for ATM? Isn't that kinda their thing?"

"Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s"