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Joke of the Day

"So apparently you're supposed to change the lint filter in the dryer more than once a year firemen are hot"

"What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea? A good start."

"Whatever, low battery indicator. You're not the boss of"

"How much for the horse tornado? Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it."

"I heard Simon say, ""Turn to the next page."""

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause and the end of a clause."

"What do you call an expensive circumcision? A bloody rip-off"

"Millionaire Interview Interviewer : Sir, who helped you on becoming a Millionaire? Millionaire : My wife........ I was a billionaire before."

"Do you know why Apple steals all their ideas? Cause when they make their own I lose my headphones."

"What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear? denim denim denim..."