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Joke of the Day
"I googled ""where do ninjas live?"" no results were found. Well played ninjas. Well played."
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"Humans are 58% water. Jellyfish are 95% water. Therefore, humans are 61% jellyfish."
"Good choice putting $4,000 rims on your 1998 Honda Civic. That's like Betty White going out and getting her tits done."
"If I had to guess at the religion of Daniel Day Lewis... I would probably have to say Methodist   [What are the rules of Daniel Day Lewis?!](http://imgur.com/gallery/NDOov4L)"
"My therapist told me I lack focus. I told him I liked his new desk."
"A question related to math so Bob has 20 dollar and Tyrone takes 15 dollars away from Bob. What color is Tyrone ?"
"A model asked a painter girl ""Why do you always paint me in black and white"" ""There is no u in color"" She said"
"If you own a small, anti-Kindle bookstore and it's not called Page Against the Machine, just give up."
"I am still paying... A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""
"How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? ""How many do you think it takes?"""