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Joke of the Day
"FUN FACT: All kitties share a common ancestor, whose name was ""Snickerboots Fancybasket."""
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"How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a camel toe, a bunch of hares and a fish no one can find."
"Foreigners suck... They blatantly disregard the ""i before e except after c"" rule."
"My new girl friend. Just got a new Czech girlfriend, but its taken her nearly 5 days to hoover the house. Turns out she's a Slovak."
"What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits? He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse."
"What's it called when Batman leaves the church early? Christian Bale"
"I think, therefore I am. I shrink, therefore I swam."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver"
"[dinner party] *host clinks glass* ""Everyone we're having a baby""! *whispers to other guest* ""Oh come on! I told them I was a vegetarian."""
"I was listening to ""Club Tropicana"" today... ... And it dawned on me. It's been ages since a heard a Wham! song. Come to think of it, it must have been Last Christmas."