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Joke of the Day

"Foreigners suck... They blatantly disregard the ""i before e except after c"" rule."

"{newer version} I like my coffee like I like my slaves Dark, strong & black and locked inside somewhere so it cant leave. They must be cheap to purchase and it cant talk back to me."

"What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer? One of them is a swift tailor."

"How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor? It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go."

"My dad always warned me about anal. He said ""Son, this is going to hurt."""

"What do you tell a woman with a black eye? Nothing, she's already been told twice."

"A North Korean Gymnast walks into a bar his family is summarily executed."

"A young boy got expelled for the using the C word in class The principal asked him ""That wasn't clever, was it?"" The boy replied "" No, it was cunt"""

"I told one of my coworkers who happens to be Mexican that he better hope Trump doesn't become president... Or else he'll be hiding out in his attic like Anne Frank."

"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't, he fell off yours."