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Joke of the Day

"I was listening to ""Club Tropicana"" today... ... And it dawned on me. It's been ages since a heard a Wham! song. Come to think of it, it must have been Last Christmas."

"Who doesn't like a hot date? A necrophiliac."

"Whats 6'2"" and doesnt work? My moms van, its been sitting on blocks all summer you racist bastard."

"Remember those morons that protested civil rights reform in the 60s? If you're against gay marriage, that's how you'll look in a few decades"

"What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people? Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!"

"I broke up with my penis, so I wrote a song... Called ""So Long""."

"You know why I don't have a spine? The French needed it."

"How deep is a swimming pool? It deep-ends."

"Why are native South African Tribesman immune to lightning? 'cause you can't Shaka Zulu."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Eh, it works better if you tell it out loud, but you get the ... eye-dea."