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Joke of the Day

"How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a camel toe, a bunch of hares and a fish no one can find."

"What batteries do turtles use? Durashells"

"What did the sign in front of the Drug Rehabilitation Center say? Keep off the grass."

"Where does a snowman keep his money? In the snowbank. I'll see myself out.."

"Did you hear that Jada is pregnant by Alexis ? They plan to call the baby ""pinkitt"""

"Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face."

"What country has many sugar? sweetzerland"

"A woman walks into a bar. ""OUCH!"""

"What does a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it, but not eat it. Yes I know it's a repost. What did you expect, a new original joke every time? Now that's a joke."

"a girl took a grilled cheese out of her purse and threw it across the street like a frisbee to me i never thought i'd be able to love again"