94131

Joke of the Day

"My new girl friend. Just got a new Czech girlfriend, but its taken her nearly 5 days to hoover the house. Turns out she's a Slovak."

Next Joke
 
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !"
"What do you call a cow with only two legs? ...Lean Beef."
"Two pancakes walk in the desert. One of them tells the other one: ""Your jam fell off."""
"What do you call a man with 6,022 x 10^23 dollars? A Moleionaire"
"If your bf/gf tries to start a fight with you just say, ""Please. Not during Toyotathon."""
"this harambe joke is getting too long already... ...can't someone just kill it?"
"Why did Simba's dad die? He couldn't Mufasa"
"The day after I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, I lost my calendar. My life has been pretty uneventful since."
"What kind of shoes do thieves wear? Sneakers."