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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when Batman leaves the church early? Christian Bale"

"[OC] Did you hear about this new restaurant they're opening called The Glory Hole? ...Yeah, it's a real hole in the wall."

"What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian? One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke."

"Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Good job, America."

"There's a crying baby on my bus and I'm all ""shut up baby, you're not the one going to work."""

"What did one ghost say to the other? Do you believe in people?"

"I don't know what's more disturbing? My son reading a billboard that says ""LIVE NUDE GIRLS"" or him asking if there's dead ones."

"A normal knock-knock joke ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Are you."" ""Are you who?"" ""Stop speaking incorrect grammar and get out of my house!"""

"After eating Thanksgiving at my house, my friends are always asking me how I prepare the turkey... ...easy, I tell the bird he is going to die."

"What's a let down Chinese lobster called? A crushed asian"