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Joke of the Day

"Martin Luther King, Jr.'s speech praising non-violence in India surprised everyone when they pelted him with several thousand flatbreads."

"pedophile do you think pedophiles get depressed when they see a pregnant women walk into planned parenthood?"

"I was at Ihop the other day... and there was a one-legged girl named Eileen working there."

"Why did the Italian miss his dinner? It'a was'a pasta his bed time"

"My wife left me because I kept touching pasta inappropriately... Now I'm feeling cannelloni"

"The new strip club's sign said 'open to the public'. Until my friends stole the L."

"FACT: Once he became a knight, Sir Ian McKellen could only move in an ""L"""

"That's a great river Dam it!"

"[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] ""Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."""

"Turtles sniff tails to find mates but when I do it, it's ""disturbing"" & I ""need to leave yoga,"" or ""at least wait til I'm off the treadmill"""