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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Italian miss his dinner? It'a was'a pasta his bed time"
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"Before sending a tweet l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential."
"After my surgery, the doctor told me I have to pee sitting down. He told me not to lift anything that weighs more than 10 pounds."
"Do you ever think Mr. Whole is sick of tourism ads targeting his family?"
"Why were the bakers hands brown? He kneaded a poo"
"ISIS is stuck between Iraq and a hard place."
"*lights a joint* Woah, fire! Ow! My elbow!"
"""What's taking the pharmacist so long? It's just one prescription"" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*"
"YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT."
"The difference between a comedian and a psycopath is good delivery"