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Joke of the Day
"My wife left me because I kept touching pasta inappropriately... Now I'm feeling cannelloni"
Next Joke
"I don't mind your bad kids running around if you don't mind me tripping them."
"Me: I only wanted a little mayo! I can't eat this! Him: Does it matter that much? Me: Well, would you like me to stab you a little or a lot?"
"What is Forest Gump's Email password? 1Forest1"
"Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !"
"What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood? Spaghetto"
"Laughter really is the best medicine... Except for diarrhea."
"It's just a flesh wound... *looks down at hibachi knives I just pretended I was Master Chef with* *looks at bystander I just chop chopped*"
"Hardcore Ramen: drink boiling water, swallow dried noodle block, snort flavor packet."
"What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water? Utter udder shudder."