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Joke of the Day
"I was at Ihop the other day... and there was a one-legged girl named Eileen working there."
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"Where do cows go on movie night? To the moooovie night."
"A pirate walks into a bar... A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Hey, you know you have a steering wheel between you legs right?"" The pirate replies, ""Arrrr, Matey! It drives me nuts!"""
"Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries."
"How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb? less than twelve parsecs."
"Plans for Easter Wife: What are your plans for Easter? Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean ?? Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!"
"Why did Jesus cross the road? Somebody nailed him to a chicken."
"In High School they used to call me Big Tim, but it wasn't because of my height, Ladies ;).... .....its because I was Morbidly Obese."
"Vader: Remove my helmet so I can see you with my own eyes. Luke: OK. Vader: On second thought, don't. I have 30 years worth of hat hair."
"Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where the Nazi's empire reaches to all four corners of the universe... They've become a Reichtangle."