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Joke of the Day
"FACT: Once he became a knight, Sir Ian McKellen could only move in an ""L"""
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"I caught a big fish! I was going to mount it, but there were people around! Source: Emo Philips"
"What's white and can't climb trees? A refrigerator"
"How do find the blind man at the nudist colony? It's not hard."
"They call Japan the ""Land of the Rising Sun"". Is that why they look like they're squinting all the time?"
"Scandanavian Booty Call What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her? ""I aint no Valhalla back girl."""
"Best excuse for missing work The voices told me to clean the guns."
"Just saw a really hot woman in 9inch heels pay for a plasma tv with ones.. I could be wrong but i think she might be a librarian."
"Whenever I have sex, it's a race to see who comes first. Me or the police."
"If I ever get a Roomba, I'm gonna be totally irresponsible and just throw crumbs on the floor for fun."