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Joke of the Day

"Life has taught me if you go to the store for milk and you're high, you won't buy milk. You will spend half your rent on hot pockets though."

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"HAPPY NEW YEAR letter to mods AAEEHNPPRWYY"
"JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded."
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"What's Batman's favorite fruit? Bananananananananana"