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Joke of the Day
"Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator? He wanted cold cuts."
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"Why are there never any cool side affects from drugs? Like ""this drug may cause severe sexiness"""
"What do you call an owl who does magic? WHO-DINI"
"I actually like the smell of hospitals.. Does that make me a sick person?"
"President, first day on the job: *pushing a button* Janet can you- [two nuclear missiles launch towards Moscow] That wasn't the intercom."
"How many eggs did Kelly Clarkson eat for Easter? All of them. (It's timely if not funny, right?)"
"Why would you download a car when you can download a shark, I'd bet it would be at least one gigabyte."
"TIL The U.S is #18 in Mathematics worldwide. At least we're in the top 10."
"How was marriage instituted? A bunch of prostitutes wanted to start a labor union."
"Ahhh.......I love the sounds of autumn; that old familiar crunch of Halloween candy wrappers on the floor."