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Joke of the Day

"President, first day on the job: *pushing a button* Janet can you- [two nuclear missiles launch towards Moscow] That wasn't the intercom."

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 drinks"

"Whitney Houston May Not Have Had The Last Word! But I know She Had The Last Line!!"

"""ENTER PASSWORD"" *types 'snowflake'* ""RE-ENTER PASSWORD"" *types 'snowflake'* ""ERROR. PASSWORDS MUST BE IDENTICAL""."

"A man walks into a library and says... ...""I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."""

"Whats 2 + 2 ? A math problem."

"I like my TVs like I like my women Curvy."

"You've seen those mobile trucks for grooming pets, I just saw a mobile barbershop truck for humans and thought... I wonder if a dog drives that?"

"If my dog barks at you we can't be friends, also, I hate you too."

"I went to the library and asked for a book about small peni$es. The librarian said, ""I'm not sure if it's in yet."" ""Yep, that's the one"", I said."