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Joke of the Day
"How was marriage instituted? A bunch of prostitutes wanted to start a labor union."
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"I'm at a stage in my life where I know I should workout and eat healthy, but swallowing a tapeworm seems easier."
"""please human with me"" - bear"
"Jews where do you send a jew with ADD...... wait for it... A concentration camp"
"Dear Social Media, thanks for showing me that I can like people. So long as I don't have to see, touch, or smell them."
"Chris Christie stopped running... Go figure"
"Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole."
"What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever"
"Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes"
"I don't hate you, but if you we're drowning, I would dive in and handcuff a piano to your neck."