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"Why do Bay Area gamers like Pier 39 Modern wharf air"
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"Can everyone start saying salad is really bad for me so I can start craving it?"
"""I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."" Will Shriner"
"When someone invites me to their house and I see more than 2 cars parked outside it I keep driving just in case it's an intervention for me"
"No party would be complete without that creepy guy sitting in the corner."
"Not a single character in any horror or sci-fi film can possibly ever have watched even one horror or sci-fi film."
"What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke"
"Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes? Because they have no inner-soles"
"Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight years olds? There's 20 of them."
"Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says ""I'll have h2o"" The second scientist says ""I'll have a water"" The first scientist goes back home and rethinks his assassination plan."