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Joke of the Day

"Not a single character in any horror or sci-fi film can possibly ever have watched even one horror or sci-fi film."

"A power-tripping mod finds a comment he disagrees with... [deleted]"

"What do you call a humor site with bad ads? PunHub."

"Taylor Swift Stabs Lucky Fan 1,989 times."

"I've been teaching myself French so that I can seduce my wife Boner Petite, baby!"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? SNOWBALLS"

"What do indian mice do when they get scared? They scurry!"

"We should stop making racist jokes... ...enough of dark humour."

"Whenever the Starbucks guy asks for my name I laugh and whisper ""I'm seeing someone"""

"Why can't java programmers see well? Because of the eclipse."