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Joke of the Day
"Can everyone start saying salad is really bad for me so I can start craving it?"
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"16 and pregnant should be followed by 26 and sucking c**k for crack."
"What do you call two Mexicans fighting one another Juan on Juan"
"I was in a job interview. ""What is your biggest strength?"" ""I am always on time."" ""And your biggest weakness?"" ""I get annoyed when my dealer is late."""
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died. Also; what is Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1"
"Another ""Iron Man"" Joke Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command."
"How do German women know when they're pregnant? They're never late..."
"Did you hear the one about the dog who was into S&M? He liked it ruff."
"My friend told me I wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. I told him I'm not a tool or in a shed. Sure showed him."
"What is it? What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The fat kid in my trunk."