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Joke of the Day
"What do you call tension in the percussion section? Druma"
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"Two sausages are in a frying pan One sausage turns to the other and says, ""gettin' hot in here."" The other sausage turns and says, ""holy shit a talking sausage!"""
"This cashier looked at my 12 bottles of weed spray so weirdly, I suspect she's never broken a lawnmower before."
"Him: Where'd you get that black eye? Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too..."
"On a long road trip.. When deciding whether to stop at a rest area, I always say, ""Speak now or forever hold your pee""."
"Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet? RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh"
"I just got back from a once in a lifetime trip.... ....I'll tell you what, never again"
"I stepped on an ant hill today and realized I had probably killed a lot of innocent ants. I also killed all the ant rapists so, I'm a hero."
"Fun fact: At the end of Titanic, when all the people are dying in the water, you can hear a faint, ""Marco"" and then an even fainter, ""Polo."""
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