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Joke of the Day

"Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight years olds? There's 20 of them."

"I have always wanted to start a brand of Christian themed lollipops and call them Catho-licks."

"I'm gonna screw you blue Said the rapist to Inigo Jones"

"What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress? A confashion."

"I can't believe the pharmacy hasn't called! ""Oh they did..3 or 4 days ago..I forgot to tell you. What's it's for anyway?"" Anxiety."

"A man walks into a bar He says ""Ow!"""

"Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke? Because he didn't get it."

"This is probably going to sound really gay, but the sunset is GORGEOUS right now and I love making out with dudes."

"cocaine jokes cracks me up all the time"

"A suicide bomber tripped outside a news kiosk He's all over the front pages."