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Joke of the Day

"Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says ""I'll have h2o"" The second scientist says ""I'll have a water"" The first scientist goes back home and rethinks his assassination plan."

"What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head? A Quarter Pounder."

"What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !"

"old chinese proverb Man who fart in church, must sit in his on pew."

"Why couldn't the bike stand on it's own? Because it was two tired."

"""Why is that cotton candy talking?"" ""Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"""

"Did you hear about the new protagonist in Mass effect 4? It's Commander Lamb. (From a friend of mine... Told it to me while we were in a party chat)"

"I was expelled from school during pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."

"Sometimes I gaze upwards at the endless stars that populate the sky and realize how small I truly am. I should get one of those pumps."

"I love that new song where that clever black fellow does a sort of ""rhythm-talking"" & uses such fantastic rhymes!"