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Joke of the Day
"No party would be complete without that creepy guy sitting in the corner."
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"""Ed's Plumbing"" Hi I think an engagement ring is stuck in my toilet ""ok when did your lady drop-"" She didn't ""Sir?"" I hid it in her dessert"
"What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend? ""Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"""
"Snow White: Someday my prince will come Prince Charming: I swear this has never happened before"
"If your ex wife, and ex mother in law were drowning and you could only save one.. What kind of sandwich would you make?"
"What is the first derivative of a cow? A prime rib."
"ME: forgive me father for I have sinned PRIEST: nothing that can't be forgiven my son ME: I microwave my pop tarts PRIEST: u sick son of a"
"Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time someone goes to the toilet take 4 shots"
"How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters"
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb...? ...to get to the other side"