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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke"

"I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken..."

"I automatically HATE whoever ""declined to be interviewed for this documentary."""

"Magician: an ordinary deck of cards right? Guy in front row: that's a ham. Magician: [whispers to assistant] get eagle eyes out of here."

"How are Jews and children similar? They both don't like to take showers."

"Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure you said H to O !"

"[Robbery] Sloth Man: I'll use my powers to make the criminals fall asleep. *Runs to bank* *Reaches bank 18 hrs later* SM: How'd they escape?"

"no dude, if i wash my hands BEFORE going to the bathroom then they won't get my genitals dirty and i won't have to wash my hands after. duh"

"What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood? The spaghetto."

"Did ya' hear about the bear that tried to fly from British Columbia to New York? They wouldn't let him bring his carrion. Sorry."