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Joke of the Day

"Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can't stop saving their work."

"I stepped on a nail the other day I was going to avoid it but I didn't see the point"

"Yo mama is so fat that we were unable to put her under for the surgery. I'm sorry, there's nothing we could do."

"Socialist jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them."

"Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants."

"An Australian asked me, ""Have you come to die?"" ""No, I came yesterday."", I replied."

"To try change my friends mind about puns I told him one a day for 10 days to try and get him to laugh But no pun in ten did."

"Nesta Carter was asked how he felt after winning a gold medal alongside Usain Bolt. ""That was dope!"""

"What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? You're in treble mister!"

"A young man knocks on the door of his Girlfriend, who lives with her parents... Her dad opens the door. ""Good day, Sir. My name is Tobias, I am here to fuck your daugther."" ""To WHAT??? ""Tobias."""