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Joke of the Day

"To try change my friends mind about puns I told him one a day for 10 days to try and get him to laugh But no pun in ten did."

"How far away is the US Army's website? Just a few klicks away."

"Judge: Sir, need I remind you that you are under oath? Goldfish defendant: Yes."

"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window"

"A Man Walks Into A Bra... Dyslexia's a bitch, ain't it."

"Burger King is preparing to introduce a new turkey burger. Pigeons are beginning to disappear."

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents."

"In West Philadelphia born & raised/ through my anus is where I got most of my AIDS - Tom Hanks in Philadelphia'"

"What does the electron say to the resistor? Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap"

"Why was Einstein unable to build a wall? He only had Ein Stein"