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Joke of the Day

"An Australian asked me, ""Have you come to die?"" ""No, I came yesterday."", I replied."

"I Wish I was a Wal Mart Truck Driver... Because I missed Tracy Morgan on Saturday."

"Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps? All his comebacks take three days.."

"If those Amazon drones can really get to your house in 30 minutes then condoms are about to become their #1 selling item."

"What happens when you hit a Jewish guy? Hebrewses"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ? Cugat to love my jokes !"

"""You remind me of a man."" - ""What man?"" - ""The man with the power."" - ""What power?"" - ""The power of Hoodoo."" - ""Who do?"" - ""You do."" - ""Do what?"" - ""Remind me of a man."""

"Name That Tune My school had a ""Name that Tune"" activity for the staff, and they had sound trouble so there was silence. I shouted out ""John Cage!"" and no one laughed."

"What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven? She diabeetus!"

"I'm just sick of the mixed signals, babe. One second you're changing your phone number and the next you're filing a restraining order."