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Joke of the Day

"Nesta Carter was asked how he felt after winning a gold medal alongside Usain Bolt. ""That was dope!"""

"Why aren't cowboys circumcised? So they have somewhere to put their dip at lunch"

"Her parents wanted her to date someone of her own ethnicity. But Polly wanted a cracker."

"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Their boyfriends eat with their hats on."

"What swims slightly faster than a shark? The Little Mermaid on her period."

"The location of a pimple on your body is directly correlated to how much your body hates you."

"If Iron man and Silver surfer... teamed up they would be Alloys."

"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."

"What kind of story does a rabbit tell? A fluffy tale."

"What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception? Parents."