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Joke of the Day
"What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? You're in treble mister!"
Next Joke
"What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis. BTW. I know this is not a medially accurate joke"
"I saw a kid getting bullied by 4 people, so I decided to help out. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us."
"What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower? An oopsy daisy."
"Hey do you mind if I play street fighter with you? SHORYUKEN!"
"Two birds are sitting on a perch... The first one says, ""Hey... do you smell fish?"""
"Beheaded our snowman to let winter know we mean business."
"I am learning from my mistake now. My son taught me maths today"
"Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes."
"At a live orchestra, and lightening strikes, who gets hit first? The Conductor"