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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants."
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"Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house."
"If a white girl falls in the forest, and no one is around to omg, does she even?"
"What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get? Mourning wood! :)"
"So rude of Ashton Kutcher to file divorce papers right before Demi Moore's 150th birthday."
"Pour motor oil over a stack of CDs. Ta-da! Robot pancakes."
"What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop? A Merangue-utang :-D"
"I thought the recipe was for making margarine, however, it churned out to be butter."
"I'm giving up my new year's resolution for lent"
"Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman? A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it."