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Joke of the Day

"The other day my friend was telling me I didn't know what irony meant... Which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop."

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"Why do women have boobs? So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got... Thanks Family Guy."
"Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks? A bow."
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? ...the wheelchair"
"Whenever I have a panic attack I put a paper bag over my mouth & once I'm done drinking the alcohol inside I feel a lot better."
"Me: hope ur soccer team wins the great fork American: What Me: the good plate American: the super bowl Me: i knew it was a kitchen something"
"In hindsight, I made two key mistakes on this family vacation: 1) Going on vacation 2) Taking my family"
"What is the difference between snow men and snow women? Snowballs"
"*hits on a guy* He's bleeding. I think I'm doing this wrong."
"If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome... then I know why people call you handsome."