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Joke of the Day

"I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister... It was wrong on so many levels."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? YOUR MOMMA!"

"Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer? He's not a fan of the shingle life."

"Good jokes about ebola will most likely go viral"

"What do FRENCH people order from McDonald's FRENCH fries hahaha"

"Why was Eric Clapton arrested? He was fingering A minor."

"I too was once a male trapped in a female body... But then my mother gave birth."

"What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy? I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point"

"How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush? We would have called it a teeth brush"

"Panty-less waxed woman hanging off a bridge ""I'm gonna jump into that canoe"". Me: ""No that's your reflection""."