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Joke of the Day
"Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to....unless you're in prison."
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"My boyfriend called me today in tears. He said he found a lump on his testicles. I explained to him that it was actually his cock"
"A baby seal walks into a club."
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"Chinese Takeaway - 24 Petrol To pick it up - 2 Getting home and realizing the twats have forgotten one of your containers. Riceless"
"What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter? 8008132"
"Can I have some orange juice? You: Can I have some orange juice? Other person: sure go ahead. You: Do you have any orange? Other person: what? You: I have jews but i dont have any orange."
"How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***? Have another 80 year old woman yell ""bingo!"""
"I spent a long time hitting on a lesbian girl... ...until she said: ""Okay, I'm gonna be straight with you."""
"My mom asked me how my cooking final was I said it was a piece of cake :)"