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"Mom there's a boogie man in my closet! *mom looks and I'm standing there with an afro in a satin shirt and platform shoes"
"Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants? He wanted a spare in case he had a split."
"Which whale makes the best sexual partner? One that will humpback!"
"What's the name of Jackie Chan's catholic brother? Chris Chan"
"This woman's ""I'm deleting my Facebook"" post has 52 comments and she's replied to all of them. Not a strong start."
"""Where's Waldo?"" books become more thrilling if you think ""Okay... Waldo's my brother and he's off his meds and will die if I don't find him."""
"The jerk store called? But, that jerk store burned down ten years ago... on this very night"
"it's almost as if one's education has nothing to do with learning how not to be an idiot"
"You hear about all of these refugees? Sounds like a Syria's problem."