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Joke of the Day
"How do lesbian carpenters work? No studs. All tongue in groove."
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"This v-neck is literally the most awkward pair of shorts I've ever worn."
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"the Bible says ""If a man is to lay with another man he should be stoned."" in my experience it helps"
"How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes? On a boombox."
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"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 85,432 times, you're a weatherman"
"What did the daddy salt say to his son? ""Stop cracking your NaCles."""
"The older you get the less people you can actually tolerate. I can tolerate about 5 people right now, 3 are my children and even that's iffy"
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