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Joke of the Day

"Great news teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!"

"What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70? General"

"If I had a crystal ball, I'd probably walk differently."

"""Pilot season"" in Hollywood is when TV networks pay writers millions of dollars to think of ways people could move in together."

"Did you here about the scientist who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now."

"BABY FROZEN STEAK: mommy is he coming back MOM STEAK: no honeyget some sleep [rocky walks into the freezer] ROCKY: time to punch some meats"

"Listen kids, money's tight. So when I make you balloon animals you should say 'thank you' and not complain about the lubricant."

"Did you hear the joke about the fast car? I would tell you but I think you're too slow to get it."

"Yo Mama so fat... Yo Mama so fat , you can see what's behind her !"

"Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough."