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Joke of the Day

"BABY FROZEN STEAK: mommy is he coming back MOM STEAK: no honeyget some sleep [rocky walks into the freezer] ROCKY: time to punch some meats"

"I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch."

"Be right back. -Godot"

"A Mexican, a Jewish, and an American walk into a bar... Bartender asked, ""is this a joke?"""

"Haven't put on a bra in like... 5 days. Being a dude is great"

"What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright? Dim Sum."

"I like my coffee how I like my women... imported"

"If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay? Your mom."

"My friend just told me he's opening up an underground water storage facility. Oh, three of them, actually. Well, well, well..."

"What do you call a dinosaur that hates punchlines? MY LEGS! OH GOD, HE'S EATING MY LEGS! AAAAARGGHH!"