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Joke of the Day

"Yo Mama so fat... Yo Mama so fat , you can see what's behind her !"

"If I'm ever being chased by a giraffe I'm gonna run into a place with low ceiling fans sorry giraffe but I gotta do what's best for me"

"What does a dead hooker and a flat beer have in common... No head."

"School day Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Father: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!"

"My Christian mingle username is: GAY4GOD hit me up, looking for love"

"Why did broke man fall over? He ran out of balance"

"Let's find out what pisses the crickets off and do THAT during the day"

"Him: Let's grill this steak Me: *slams table, screams at steak* WHO SOLD YOU THE DRUGS Him: that's not- Me: Refusing to talk? BIG MISTEAK"

"What's white and washes your socks? Your wife."

"According to my fitness app, I ate a 6 mile fruit roll-up."