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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70? General"

"What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup? ""I, 4-1, know we won't win."""

"Anyone else hear the new Whitney Houston song they just released? No? Well it's very underground right now."

"The worst part about looking for a job is if you're successful, you end up with a job."

"Madonna is tryin to get Spice Girls back together. Only condition is she gets to join them. They gonna call her Old Spice."

"You're not going to believe this CLICK BAITED SUCKAHS"

"Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend? Because he had a reptile dysfunction!"

"Caught my wife in bed with a guy, says he's here to fix this wobbly wood bed frame. It seems legit, his Carpenter jeans are on the Floor."

"How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb? Who wants to know?"

"What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral? Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door"