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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70? General"

"funny Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."

"My mate Sid had his ID stolen. ""So now i just call him S"""

"I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked through a middle eastern market It was bazaar"

"Why do girls wear so much make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."

"Once upon a time (today) I had to help with pre school homework Me: -holds up yellow Me: What color is this? 4: McDonalds The end"

"I went outside without makeup on. A child cried and I think a bird flew into a window on purpose."

"[wife frantically searching the house] Have you seen the kids, I've looked everywhere [me napping on couch] OMG HOW LONG HAVE WE HAD KIDS"

"I could talk about the atomic structure all day... But I'd rather not Bohr you about it."

"Why did the feminist get fired from Subway? Because she refused to make a sandwich"