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Joke of the Day
"Who won the first Tour de France? The 7th German Panzer division"
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"Me *about to get hit by a bus* OH SHIT I'M NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER"
"I like to think that I'm a tiger... even though I'm a mere cat."
"What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios? Toucan play at that game"
"What did the decorators say when they went to church? ""Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"""
"What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !"
"What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk? He began to feel Merry."
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my fuckin' dick!"
"I don't trust left handed people. there is something not right about them."
"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now update your Facebook status."