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Joke of the Day
"What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !"
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"How is Trump vs. Clinton like Godzilla vs. Mothra? No matter who wins, the city will be destroyed."
"Women, when you say: ""We should move into a better house."" A man hears: ""My plan is to force you to work till the day you die."""
"I never understood why people get buried in suits. When I die bury me in my PJ's. If I'm gonna be sleeping that long I wanna be comfortable."
"[On phone to police] Has there been a report of a pervert in the park? P: No, there hasn't. Me: oh good. [Goes back to hiding in bushes]"
"Baby Bear: Someone's been eating my porridge! Mama: That's wonderful, dear. Papa never eats Mama's porridge anymore. Papa: Jesus, Linda..."
"Mehh ~Goat, sighing.."
"Why are hurricanes sometimes named after girls? because When they come they're wild and wet like hurricanes, but when they go they take your house and car"
"What's Tinkerbell's favorite drink during ""that time of the month?"" A Bloody Fairy. Sorry everybody."
"When people say ""You look so familiar"" responding with ""Were we in prison together?"" is almost always a conversation killer."