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Joke of the Day
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my fuckin' dick!"
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"Why don't blind people skydive? Cuz the guide dogs are scared as fuck."
"My Starbucks guy just said, ""Looks like you had a rough night!"" ...I didn't even go out."
"A Buddhist walks over to a hotdog stand He goes to the vendor and says ""Make me one with everything."""
"Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them! ARRRRGHHHH FUCK YOU POPSICLE STICK JOKE"
"My mommy used to warn me that there could be creepy people on the internet. But I'm not afraid anymore... Now that I'm on reddit I'm one of those people."
"Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?"
"Difference Between a Midget and STD? Ones a clever runt...the other is a running cunt"
"The panic begins with the first one to say Calm down!'"
"Her: What's your fantasy? Me: Movie theaters that charge kids 3 and under $500 per ticket."