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Joke of the Day
"I don't trust left handed people. there is something not right about them."
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"If you put your right ear really close to your left knee and you listen... ...you can hear a voice say 'What the fuck are you doing?'"
"[Serious] Tell me an offensive joke..."
"How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed? tape velcro to the ceiling."
"My body is shaped like a hooded sweatshirt."
"Ladies: this giant sunglasses shit needs to stop. I can't tell you how pretty you are when you have a goddamn Millennium Falcon on each eye."
"What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day? On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish."
"How does one enter a brothel in Westeros? Through the Hodor"
"[pulls up after first date] Me: well, this is my place Her: a bouncy house? Me: you expected a bouncy castle? IM SORRY ""YOUR MAJESTY."""
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