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Joke of the Day

"What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios? Toucan play at that game"

"What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're deep in shit."

"What did the ghost say to the bees? Boo Bees! (say it aloud)"

"What is a computer programmer's favorite moon? Io"

"What is the difference between an arrested public masturbator and a period? The period comes after the sentence."

"Mary had a little lamb, little beef, little ham, tacos, burritos, cream,cheetos,chocolate cake. Her waist was wide as whoah!"

"Says Yoda, ""About me, no more jokes."""

"All You Need Is Love. And an IQ low enough to believe that."

"""I put on pants for nothing"" - my 10 yo after she got dressed and her soccer game was cancelled. Someone set up her Twitter account."

"So, if you get pregnant in Vegas, does the baby have to stay there?"