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Joke of the Day
"What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk? He began to feel Merry."
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"So three Hahnium atoms walk into a bar, HA HA HA"
"You'll never believe how much this girl paid me to have sex with her...... One vagina."
"So a Jewish kid asks his dad for $30... His dad says, ""twenty bucks! What do you need ten bucks for?!"""
"my son would be amazed if I showed him a first generation iPod because we've never met"
"I hate bikes that carry two people. I can't tandem."
"Well I was going to donate blood today until.... the lady got all personal and started asking, ""Who's blood is this?"" and ""How did you get it?"""
"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could sing 'Hello from the other side'!"
"You're so beautiful Sometimes I have to photoshop you to make you look less attractive! - Zach Anner"
"Websites never remember me :("