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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of squids? a *squad*"

"Why do all the trees in Kansas lean south? Because Oklahoma sucks."

"We all have our weaknesses. Yours are just more obvious."

"What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward."

"I have done about 300 crunches for my new exercise routine. 299 of them are Nestle."

"So I was catching up with Pacquiao and Mayweather the other day.. Mayweather turns to me and says ""Boxer? I barely know her!"""

"Daylight Saving Time starts this evening, turn your clocks forward and change smoke alarm batteries before going to bed tonight."

"My friend, Manuel, is a magician... His favorite trick is to announce ""I'm going to disappear on the count of three."" He then counts ""Uno, dos..."" then vanishes without a tres."

"What did the ocean said to the shore? Nothing, it just waved."

"What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross."