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Joke of the Day

"My nephew asked, 'Do you have a New Years hangover today?' I said, 'No. Hangovers are for people who stop drinking'."

"What's do pot and pusssy have in common? You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room."

"Why does Naruto vomit after every meal? He's **BULIMIC!**"

"What's the difference between a gun and a penis? One is used to kill brats, the other makes brats."

"What's a ego maniac's favorite candy? Air heads"

"Raccoons wearing tiny little glasses, digging through trash and carefully reading nutritional information of any food items they find."

"How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake? Give it to Michael J Fox"

"How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg*, '' Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *twerk*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done."

"Irony Jokes Won't it be Irony to Die in a Living Room"

"Look at you, putting your bag of popcorn into a bowl like the Queen of England."